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Old 28 May 2003, 11:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Let's tell each other how badass we are.

I'll start: I am a 43rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. I brush my teeth with a metal file. I once killed a man with a spot of ear wax. This one time, at band camp, I kicked an attacking rottweiler so hard that his heart shot out the back of the dog and hit another dog and knocked the second dog unconcious.

I eat lightning and crap thunder, especially after eating 14,000 Hellfire Delux Face Burner Hot Sauce Chicken wings.

I train the guys who trin the guys who trin the guys who train Navy SEALs how to fight. I killed Bruce Lee with my glare.

One time, I actually did shit a brick. It was red. It didn't hurt.

I got shot in the face with a spear gun from 5 feet away and broke the shaft off and just left the spear blade in my eye socket until it rotted away.

I go into bars and Hells Angels come running out.

What do you guys have, tough guy?
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Old 28 May 2003, 11:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I curl up in the fetal position and get kicked, but it breaks their feet, ankles, shins and knees
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Old 28 May 2003, 11:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm so badass that I actually have a bad ass....

I'll just go get his parking tickets and show you myself.
 
Old 28 May 2003, 11:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm THE DEVIL,so you know how bad ass I am

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Old 28 May 2003, 11:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Did you say you're a SHE-devil?
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Old 29 May 2003, 12:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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God once tried to smite me down. Once I realized that he tried to, I bitch slapped his robe wearing ass down to earth.

When I fart, there's more damage than when a tornado hits.

I chew up nails and shit out the tanks we use in Iraq.

I step out of bed and the Grand Canyon gets a little bigger.

When I fuck, you can feel the vibrations on Pluto.

I can make a chick orgasim 7 times just by looking at her.

When I was 2 years old, I whupped Mr. Olympia's ass.

I can pick up the Big Show's fat ass with my little toe.

President Clinton once asked me for sex tips.

I was the one who convinced those stupid Network exects to put Survivor and Joe Millionare on their stations.

Stone cold got his black eye when my sweat hit him in the face.

HHH really tore his quad when I dropped a fingernail clipping on it.

I single handedly beat Ali, Tyson, and Lewis in a street fight at the same time.

The Big show is really just one of my boogers.

Nobody can find Bin Laden cause I Hannibaled his ass.

Speaking of Hannibal, that pussy ass bitch only used the weakest shit I tought him.

George Washington won the Revolution because he took my advice on how to do battle.

I once pleasured 17 different females at the same time with out ever taking off my pants.

I trained Atomic Dog's cunt smack ass to train all of those other bitches.
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Old 29 May 2003, 12:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Did you say you're a SHE-devil?

No I did not you son of a bitch!!Oh look at your avatar,you can just see with one eye...FUCK OFF!!!!

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No I did not you son of a bitch!!Oh look at your avatar,you can just see with one eye...FUCK OFF!!!!

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Haha, sorry but that was funny.......
 
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Why you gotta be like that to me, man? Don't make me use my bazooka breath on you.
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Old 29 May 2003, 12:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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God once tried to smite me down. Once I realized that he tried to, I bitch slapped his robe wearing ass down to earth.

When I fart, there's more damage than when a tornado hits.

I chew up nails and shit out the tanks we use in Iraq.

I step out of bed and the Grand Canyon gets a little bigger.

When I fuck, you can feel the vibrations on Pluto.

I can make a chick orgasim 7 times just by looking at her.

When I was 2 years old, I whupped Mr. Olympia's ass.

I can pick up the Big Show's fat ass with my little toe.

President Clinton once asked me for sex tips.

I was the one who convinced those stupid Network exects to put Survivor and Joe Millionare on their stations.

Stone cold got his black eye when my sweat hit him in the face.

HHH really tore his quad when I dropped a fingernail clipping on it.

I single handedly beat Ali, Tyson, and Lewis in a street fight at the same time.

The Big show is really just one of my boogers.

Nobody can find Bin Laden cause I Hannibaled his ass.

Speaking of Hannibal, that pussy ass bitch only used the weakest shit I tought him.

George Washington won the Revolution because he took my advice on how to do battle.

I once pleasured 17 different females at the same time with out ever taking off my pants.

I trained Atomic Dog's cunt smack ass to train all of those other bitches.

Muaahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaahahah
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Hey Phenom, I explained in the first post here how I lost my eye. Re-read it carefully and pay attention to the thread that's going on in here, okay?
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Old 29 May 2003, 12:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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AHH FUCK OFF!!!!!Muaahahahahaha
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Old 29 May 2003, 12:16 AM   #13 (permalink)
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who you talking to Dog?

The Devil has actually sworn alligence to me and declared me as his ruler.

Mick Foley learned all his bad ass shit from none other than me.

Terry Funk was a pussy until I trained him.

Trish's tits are really just 2 drops of my sperm in plastic bags.

Batman's whole gimmick was created by me.

Superman's chest caved in when I flicked it with my pinky.
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Hey Phenom, I explained in the first post here how I lost my eye. Re-read it carefully and pay attention to the thread that's going on in here, okay?

Yeah I just read it,it says you were peeping your grandma's ass hole and because of the smell,your eye destroyed.Alright I'm paying attention now...
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Man, that's gotta be messy.
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