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Old 17 May 2003, 10:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Become a minister of an online church

now you too can be an affront to the all mighty

just click the link follow the steps...and wait to be struck by lightningClick here to go to hell
 
Old 17 May 2003, 10:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Thank You
Your request for ordination as a minister of the Universal Life Church has been submitted for review. Ordinations are performed several times each week, so you may expect to receive notification of your ministerial status within 48 hours.

Ordination is granted to all who request it, without price, and without question of your faith. You were already ordained, from the beginning. Now it will be official! After being reviewed for completeness, ordinations are forwarded to Universal Life Church Headquarters in Modesto, California, for entry into the permanent church records. Ordination is for life. If your application was complete, it will be approved."

Sweet..I'm a Minister!
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LMFAO you may call me father dark ~ angel now thank you very much

now sit down, give me your fucking wife and all the money out of your wallet and pay the church dues LMAO
 
Old 17 May 2003, 10:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Holy shit, does that mean I could perform my own wedding?!?!
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I shall call myself Pastor Durden..praise be to Tyler!

Can a get an "AAAMMEENN" to that my brothas and sistas!?
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Yeah you can Stick..do what i'm gonna do,get a little cheap ass 10 minute ceremony Chapel in Vegas and marry old farts to strippers!
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I could become an ordained minister, then go to see my girlfriend for a few minutes and marry us! Then what would her mom do?
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I could marry you via PWF..because I'm not sure if Priests can marry themselves..technically they're not to be married right..ah but this sight is an exception..get her to join PWF and I'll marry you!
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Good god me an ordained minister? Church shall NEVER be the same again!
 
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..what have I done....
 
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If the world ends tomorrow Kurt..I'll blame you!

Look at my post count! it's a sign! you're all fucked!
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thank you kurt....THANK YOU and god bless

remember to pray to the dark one my son
 
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LOL...I am responsible for the end of the world...I always knew I would somehow be involved in it
 
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yeah but getting me as an ordained minister sure helped LMAO
 
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Okay Angel we're now both Ministers.."what are you going to do now?"..I'm going to Disneyland! repent your sins Mickey you bastard..you to Goofy!
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