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Old 23 Apr 2003, 07:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation The Greatest Pickup lines... of all time

K I got a few:

1) Come sit on my lap and tell Pinnochio a lie
2) (Tailor made for someone named Morgan) Hell, I'm Morgan. Little M, Big Organ.
3) Lets play carpenters - we'll get hammered, then i'll nail you.
4) I'm like a rubix cube - the more you play with me, the harder i get.

Post ones you have made, heard, used or have been used on you.
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Old 23 Apr 2003, 08:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Stop drinking them wine coolers bitch...Drink this cristal, it'll change your life.
 
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lmao
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Nice dress, it would look even nicer on my bedrom floor
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Hey baby whats your name? I'm The Truth, but you can call me Colgate..

Girl; *Giggles* Colgate? Why do they call you that Daddy?

Truth: Because i'm in a bitch mouth everyday like Tooth paste
 
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did your ex hurt you baby, if so i be the mean to heal
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There's 206 bones in the human body. You want one more honey?
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-your like a new car, i wana test you
-baby you are the key to my icknition
-sweetie did it hurt when u feel down from heaven
-baby im like cable because i have alot to offer
-baby your like water and i bet everyone man
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-girl you are so hot, you make a summer day seem like winter

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