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Old 23 Apr 2003, 02:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mom:Bob Its Time For School
Bob:School Sucks Mom
Mom: I Know But So Does Your Dad EveryNight
Bob:I Didnt Wana Know That Mom
Mom: But I Also Didnt Wana Smell Your Stink Breath,Now
Go Brush Your Teeth
Bob:Mom I Will When You Wash,Because Your Ass
Stink
Mom:Now Bob How Do You Know My Ass Stink?
Bob:Theres Shit Stains On Your Pants
Mom: Well I Dont Like Washing My Ass After
I Shit
Bob:WhatEver Im Gona Go Wash
Bob:Ok Bob
Bobs Sister:Good Mornin Bob
Bob:Good Morin To You
Bobs Sister:I Need For You To Do Something
Bob:What?
Bobs Sister:Sniff My Pussy
Bob:WHY?
Bob Sister:I Wana Know If It Stinks
Bob: Ok I'll Sniff Like A Pig
Bobs Sister:Get On Your Knees, And Get In Between
Bob:Uh Ok,.............Ummm It Smells Like
My Breath,
Bobs Sister:Well Damn It Must Stinks, Bye
See Ya When You Come Home From School

Bob:Mom I Got To Go , I Didnt Wash My Ass
Bobs Mom: Dont Worry About It Bob, Im Not
Gona Wash My Ass Either
Bob:Mom You Need To, Because
I See Doo Doo
Bobs Mom:Where?
Bob:In Your Hair
Bobs Momammit, I Know I Shouldnt Of Sticky My Head
In Your Dads Ass Last Night
Bobs:U People Are Sick Im Going To School

(BOB IN SCHOOL)

Bobs Teacher:Hi BOB,Are You Gona Use Your Brain
Today?
Bob:Why Should I?
Bobs Teacher:Your Failing My Class Son
Bob:Your Not My Mom
Bobs Teacher:I Didnt Say I Was
Bob:You Called Me Son
Bobs Teacher:Well People Just Say That You Know
For Reasons
Bob:Why?
Bobs Teacheront Know
Bobamn And You Tell Me To Use My Brain, It Looks
Like Yours Aint In Use Either

WHAT YA THINK, DID U THIN IT WAS FUNNY?

WHAT YA THINK?
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Old 24 Apr 2003, 08:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 27 Apr 2003, 12:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03 May 2003, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.Kool Aid Man , if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.
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Old 24 May 2003, 01:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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it was actually pretty gay.
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Old 26 May 2003, 10:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 27 May 2003, 04:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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