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Old 21 Apr 2003, 03:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok let me tell ya a story

Yeah...a story of a man who couldnt sleep, he was up all night coughing and sneezing

This guy was pretty sick...he needed rest
He had tried every medication he could think of...he was almost out of options.....almost

before we continue lets give some backround story

This poor sick inomniac was also temporarily unemployed...so he didnt have to be up at any certain time, he'd been out all the last week putting in job applications...he could wait til Tuesday to call people and see if they had checked out his app..yeah he needed work...yeah he needed money he was in a bad way

out of work
out of cash
sick as dog
and unable to sleep

so he's awake coughing and sneezing...the medicine just isnt cutting it...its 4 o'clock in the morning ...must sleep..don't need to be up early tomorrow..what to do, what to do....hmmmm

what is he supposed to do...he needs some sleep

he does what any sensible person would do
he goes to the kitchen and grabs a bottle of booze and drinks himself into a beautiful alcohol induced coma

NOW IMPORTANT WARNING...Remember kids Alcohol and Medication are a bad mix...Don't try this at home

So he drinks til he passes out
stupid unemployed bastard

fast forward 4 hr later

the phone wakes our poor drunk friend up from his coma...lucky to be alive he was...who could be calling at this hour..its barely 8am...looking at the caller ID he realizes it one of the places he applied last week...joy enters his mind....then he falls down

OH SHIT I'M STILL DRUNK he thinks to himself

He answers the phone..don't slur don't slur don't slur

He procedes to have a conversation with the voice on the other end...they ask our drunk friend to come in for a job interview...job interview GREAT!!!! he needs work...the bum

But!!!! the interview is in 1 hr....SHIT! our friend has screwed himself again...He can barely walk across the room how is he gonna drive across town ..plus where are his pants??

He somehow pulls himself together and gets to the interview

IMPORTANT WARNING NUMBER 2...Driving under the influence of medication is bad...driving under the influence of alcohol is not only bad but also illegal...driving under the influence of medication AND alcohol is fucking stupid...DON'T DO IT

He vomits outside the building and procedes inside...

thus our story ends


SO this has been one example of a LOT of STUPIDITY and bad circumstances...

share one of your own...what was the worst thing that happened to you at a bad time..doesnt have to be you such as in the case of this story..it could be about a friend....umm yeah...a friend


by the way...congratulations..you made it thru the crap on the way to the point
..you rule
 
Old 21 Apr 2003, 03:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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So did yo....I mean him, get the job??

And I have no bad circumstances, I'm perfect
 
Old 21 Apr 2003, 03:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So did yo....I mean him, get the job??

And I have no bad circumstances, I'm perfect
yes he..i mean ..wait a minute, no thats right.... yeah he got the job
 
Old 21 Apr 2003, 03:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well congratulations go out to him then




























 
Old 21 Apr 2003, 03:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lmao...too much wind up on that pitch I think..how bout you Johnny?
 
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Yes, if by pitch you mean vodka, and by wind up you mean drink heavily.....
 
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Yes, if by pitch you mean vodka, and by wind up you mean drink heavily.....
actually by wind up
I meant the story leading to the question was too long
and by pitch I meant the topic

and I have it on good authority that this..er...friend was drinking both NyQuil and Jagermeister..not vodka
 
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If by I meant the story leading up to the question was too long you mean wind up, and by the topic you mean pitch then I think we're in business
 
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damn analogy is making my head hurt
 
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Mine too, let's just say I won
 
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Mine too, let's just say I won
fine...you win again..but next time..yeah next time I'm so gonna win..yeah totally winning next time
 
 


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