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Old 15 Apr 2003, 11:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Earlier this evening some friends and I went to see musician's Rob Zombie's directorial debut "House of 1000 Corpses". Now I didn't know a great deal about this movie, only what I saw from previews and whispered rumors. What really piqued my interest though were the rumors of the excessive gore and megadeath portrayed in the movie. I was slightly dissappointed with the news that Rob Zombie was forced to cut the movie of it's precious gore and violence to avoid an NC-17 rating. But hoping for a good old hack fest I set out for the theater to watch what is called the most frightening movie made in recent memory.

The movie follows four college age kids on a mini-road trip out seeing the back road sights of America. Stopping at a roadside attraction "Captian Spauding's House of Monster and Murder" they learn of the local legend of "Doctor Satan". An insane killer that according to legend was run down and hanged by a vigilante mob but the body was never recovered leading to the story that he might still be alive and at large. Full of adventure and stupidity they decide to go off in search of him. What they uncover is a shocking secret lying in the backroads of Texas that leads to a horrifying fight for their lives and a decent into the darkest depths of human madness and evil.

Sounds like it could be a great movie. Right? Unfortunately I think the editing process that took place to keep it at "R" also helped give this movie a more wierd and goofy felling instead of dark and scary. The movie comes off more like a 90 minute Rob Zombie video than the next great horror movie. Several of the characters are colorful and interesting while others you want to shut up or just die. The character of Otis seems to vibrate with insanity and mania while at the same time being dark and mysterious. All in all the movie is worth a watch if you enjoy having everything you thought about humanity challenged and torn apart. It's an unnerving and dizzying trip though insanity and darkness that I actually liked. But it's not for everyone to say the least. It will be interesting to see what the DVD will turn out to be. All in all I liked it and recommend it to any die hard horror buff out there up for a good scare.

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Old 16 Apr 2003, 04:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hmmmmm, Zombie Tried!
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So I guess its not to good. Thats disapointing. I just hope Rob doesn't look like to much of a fool from this movie.
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I'm gonna check it out this weekend anyway.
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i Wanna see that malibu's most wanted movie!

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does this or does this not look like a copy of mankinds mask
Great point SYN, It does!
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