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Old 12 Apr 2003, 03:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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a.) Bury them.

b.) Throw them in the river

c.) Have sex with them until they turn into a powder of subatomic particles

d.) Eat them.

e.) Use them as a training dummy for Boxing.

f.) Other (Please specify)





I'd post this as a poll, but it won't let me.



Nonetheless..........
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Old 12 Apr 2003, 04:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Planning to murder someone Marbles? Anyways, I'd probably cut the pieces up with an ax, put them in a giant garbage bag (triple bagged) and then throw the bodies in a river.
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Old 12 Apr 2003, 05:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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chop them up in pieces and burn them after wards then throw it in the river
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For comical purposes, I would choose E and use them as a training dummy for boxing.


If I were to really kill someone, I would put some cement in 2 buckets, and put their feet and legs into the buckets. Then I would puncture their lungs (I learned that from an italian online friend who I think has mob ties ) and toss them in the river once the cement "boots" are hardened.
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Old 12 Apr 2003, 05:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Eat them......alive

It's the perfect crime.
 
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F...Other!!

Like wood chipper people!!! Doesn't anyone else see the beauty of blood showers????
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F...Other!!

Like wood chipper people!!! Doesn't anyone else see the beauty of blood showers????
Meh, then ya gotta clean it up so nobody sees it.

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No way!! lol...We're all gonna get caught anyway...
Why not have some fun in the process. Break into a chorus of "It's raining men" (literally) and dance our hearts out! CHA!!
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Well I guess we can do that but still. How ya gonna catch someone when ya ate them?? No evidence my dear. Didn't Ryan teach you anything??

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I shall never reveal the methods Ryan has taught me.
Confidentiality is a key part of evil lessons.

Mwahahahahaha

...ha.



Oh...and eating them...That's just gross...
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Anything tastes like chicken if you cook it enough
 
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Thanks buddy, stick to the thread topic though, that's what we call spam
 
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F...Other!!

Like wood chipper people!!! Doesn't anyone else see the beauty of blood showers????
Yes, my dear SOda...thus leaving a pool of blood for them to find you with. Youve got the right idea, just the wrong execution.


Take the body and put it in a deep freeze for...oh say three days. That will freeze it solid. go to a very large, fast flowing, heavy traffic river. Good. Now....using the chain saw, you bought at Lowes....quarter the body. Now insert into the wood chipper.....into the current. Its frozen....no blood. The teeth have been crushed allowing no Dental ID. The blood is totally diluted in the water, the bones are powder.....NOTHING!!!!! assuming you didnt leave any other clues behind
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burn them and throw the asses in the wind or water
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