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Old 12 Apr 2003, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One time, I was j***** my tiny c***, and my dad entered the room, and he's like, "HEY! What the f*** are you doing with my magazine?!!!!!"


And I'm like, "HELL-LLO!!!! It's a free country. Besides, I'm almost done, just wait."


And he's like "LEMME HAVE IT!!"

And I'm like, "Stand back!"

And he's like, "GIVE IT!!"

And I'm like, "LAST WARNING MAN!! YOU ARE UNAWARE OF THE POWERS YOU'RE MESSING WITH. THIS SUCKER MAY BE SMALL, BUT HE CAN PACK A PUNCH!!!"


And he's like, "Screw you! I'm telling you to lemme have it, so LEMME HAVE IT!!!"

And I'm like, "ALRIGHT, FINE!! I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!!! I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT!!"



And with that, I came and my tiny d*** leveled my dad across the room with a powerful stream of white sticky c**, hurling him into the wall and knocked him unconcious. I zipped up and called 9-11, and to make the story seem less embarrasing and believeable, I told the paramedics he visited the White House that afternoon and Bill Clinton was still hanging around. Clinton stained my dad, and the powers behind his magical s**** had finally sucked the life outta him later that day.




True story.
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Old 12 Apr 2003, 03:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12 Apr 2003, 03:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that reminds me of you cant say that on the net vol 1, wich was way better i might add
 
Old 12 Apr 2003, 03:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey! I know you.



Aren't you that guy who used to write stories about Sodagirl and her magical dog or some shit like that?


Yes......very compelling.
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no that was....oh wait that was me
 
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LMFAO, you're nasty Marbles. But to answer the question no, I've never had an orgasm that has seriously injured someone... at least not yet anyways...

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I'll give you credit that was kinda funny.
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Hmmm who thinks this should be in Creative Writing....?
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Yes...one time I was skullfucking someone and whne I juzzed...it came out with such force that it gave htem whiplash
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lol!!...oh and to the question, no i havent
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Well not yet anyway.

And whats with all the *'s?
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How ya doin hardy.


Oh yeah one time I made a chic cry when she came....dunno why. I guess it was so good she just couldnt take it opr something.
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