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Old 04 Apr 2003, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey people. Can't talk much. My fucking idiot dad forgot to pay the bills while I was away at Seattle. So bye-bye internet connection. Right now I'm speaking from the Kitimat Public Library, in a gay-ass 90 cent public terminal. And I have......oh.......15 minutes before they throw me out.



Anyway, the trip was good. I got on TV about 3 or so times. No hooker. Bus ride gave me the cramps, then diahhrrea. Awesome show. Great atmosphere. I sat in front of a hillarious 40 year old TNA mark. He shouted "PUT SOMEONE OVER, YOU SELFISH PRICK!!" at HHH. Funny shit. The funniest moment for me during the whole night was when the audience all shouted "YOOOOUUUUUUUU" when Hogan did his finger thing.

Also when the TNA mark shouted at an 8 year old kid in front of us, "SIT THE FUCK DOWN, NUMBNUTS!!!"

Brock's injury looked fuckin' sick in person. But at the end of the show, anyone who got the platinum seats got to take home their Wrestlemania chair. The chair is simply awesome. Real metal too.

Anyway, what I was never really prepared to expect was how customs would treat me. I figured with the war going on, I would be nothing short of raped at the US border.


Instead, it was quick, painless, easy, and less than five minutes..

The Canadian border was a different matter.....




First off, the sumbitch officer demanded my entire life story, from beginning to end. From the day I was born, to when I fucked his mama, to when I attended WM, I covered all the bases.


Then, he wants to know every single penny that you ever spent in the US, and what you spent it on. I didn't know. I didn't keep track of my fuckin' money. I estimated about $600. Then, he reveals that I was only supposed to cout the stuff I'm bringing back with me. So, okay. About $400. I DIDN'T KNOW. So I start getting frustrated, confused, and impatient.


What does he think? I'm nervous, scared, and I'm "hiding something".


So he makes me sit in the back of the room. Then he walks over and puts on a pair of rubber gloves. Right then, my mouth went dry and my heart started racing. I thought,

"This is it. I'm finally about to be molested, right here in front of everybody".


But instead, he starts going through my bag, every pocket. Then he searches through my jacket. He made me take my shirt off to see if I had anything taped to my chest.


Here I am, the pride of Kitimat, and I'm getting treated like Whitney Houston. I shoulda said I was a pro hockey player who is also the heir to a Maple Syrup company.

I probably woulda gotten the VIP treatment from this sheep-Canucking bitch.




Well, he found no drugs. Just a few wrestling magazines, some CD's, and dirty laundry.


Good thing I wasn't carrying nail clippers. Probably would've got the fucking chair or something.




So there you have it. A second reason of why never to visit Canada.





Well, the first reason being Canada sucks anyway.
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Oh and Canada sucks.
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I though you were from Canada???
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LMFAO. A funny ass post that only Marbles could make. Glad you had a good trip, sucks that your net connection is down the shitter.
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Sly: LMAO, that kinda happened to me before when i went over to America about 2 years ago. I was searched, questioned, i was fortunate to escape to being molested though. They took of your shirt off in the airport,LMFAO!

Mr. McNee: Canada reminds me of hell, i need to go there.
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Classic post Marblez...LMAO!!
Glad you enjoyed your trip and got home safely!
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That fucking funny. I'm suprised they hasseled you that much.
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No you suck, Canada the greatest country of them all. the truth hurts doesnt it?
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thats what i thought americans....... shut up!!!
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canada does suck, we should send nebraska over there to invade them
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