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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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okay i was at a high school ball game yesterday covering it for the radio station..anyway my buddy Scott, who's playing ball for the #1 Division II college in the nation, was talking to me in the press box, cause he was hiding from this chick named "Horny"...yeah i said it she calls herself Horny...anyway this is the ugliest chick alive...i a mean straight up ugly...and i'm not saying that like she is fat...i mean she looks like an extra out of a horror movie ugly...plus she is annoying...anyway Horny stalks baseball players...she wants to fuck them...anyway she will give you a blow job for $400. ....now you are thinking damn i wouldn't pay that bitch $400 to blow me...but here is the catch...she pays you $400 to let her blow you...that's right she blows you then gives you money for letting her do it...why cause this chic is so ugly that she can't get none from no one so she pays them...but once that happens she won't leave...so she is trying to get with scott and he doesn't even won't to mess with that....

so here is the question have you ever been paid to do something really strange?
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No...

And damn...What a story. Horny sounds like she's pretty screwed up.
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah she is screwed up...at first i thought it was a joke, till i saw her...and she was stalking the high school ball players, i was like OOOOOOOOOOOkkkkkay...but then i thought you know i could use about $400 dollars...hmmm...then i thought it ain't worth it
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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400 bucks. Damn she must be one ugly human being.
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There ain't no way in hell I would pay someone so that I could give them head. WTF...?

But to each their own I reckon.
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holy fuck..someone do her a favor and grab a gun

if I was that dude I would say straight out

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING SLAG!

may sound a bit harsh but it should work like a charm
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 01:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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this girl can't get any...she also pays to have sex...and the last check i heard was $800 to take her to prom...that doesn't include that fact that she pays for your tux, limo, shit like that....that is $800 after the fact
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Damn $800 Dude you're making think about it.
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Old 25 Mar 2003, 02:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah i was like hmmmmm...but dude if you saw her you would be like whoa nevermind.
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i mean if she was the human equalvalent of a goat, even Camini wouldn't do her.
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Just put a damn paperbag on her face and fuc the shit out of her.
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i don't know ST, you might have to double bag
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What a fucked up chick.

And no I haven't done any thing strange for money.
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