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Old 23 Mar 2003, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Ever wonder how to achieve over 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more then 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someonewants over 100%. How about achieving 103%.
Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?...


If:

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVXYZ

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

HARD WORK
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

KNOWLEDGE
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

ATTITUDE
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

BULLSHIT
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

so, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude and bull shit will put you over the top

But, Look how far ass kissing will take you

ASS KISSING
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
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Old 23 Mar 2003, 11:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How about

SCREWING THE BOSS

19+3+18+5+23+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=183%

Yep,its the only true way to get ahead!
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Old 23 Mar 2003, 11:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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