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Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So get this.......today I was sipping on a can of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew isn't normally a favorite of mine, but the only options I had were Mountain Dew and Pepsi Blue. I picked the dog piss over the toilet bleach.



Anyway, as I was drinking it, I heard these two kids laughing at me. One said "hey, what the hell you doing?" I said, "I'm drinking my pop, asshole." He said, "you know what Mountain Dew does to you, right?" I stared at him blankly. Suddenly his friend bluntly stated "it shrinks yo wang."



WOW!!! Really? Are they bullshitting me? Or is this true? I'm very curious about the real effects. Has anybody thus far encountered any......ahem.....results? I hope so. Maybe if this formula works, I can finally fit into all my old briefs which I outgrew a few years ago!!!
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thats why I dont drink the stuff, and I have heard the same thing.
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That rumor has been around forever. I still dont drink it anyway, but alot of poeple I know wont drink it either simply because of that. Chances are its a bunch of bull shit, infact I'm almost 100% sure it is.
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i've experienced it, it's true
 
Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I remember hearing that back in sixth grade. It was funny at the time. But, believe you me, it's not true.
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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my friend tells me that too. Its bullshit. I still drink it. And I haven't noticed anything.........YET.
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! DO THE DEW.......
 
Old 28 Feb 2003, 03:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 04:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well, I drink it all the time, and well, it COULD shrink it a lot and Id still have every other man in the room beat out.....

ACtually thats a lie, the dye in the Mountain Dew....Yellow Something and one of the other ingredients have been proven to reduce your sperm count, but it sure as hell doesnt sjrink anything. So in reality it just helps you out. Cause if your wife and you want to have a baby, and you gotta be a failure at something, it might as well be that....at least itll be fun being a failuire.
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haha i love mt. dew and i heard that rumor a long time ago, i dunno if its true though
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what does it do to girls??
 
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IT TURNS THEM IN TO GOLD DIGGERS...EB DRINKS A GALLON A DAY...
 
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Whats with the gold diggers shit??
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Old 28 Feb 2003, 04:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's not true. There were rumors going around a long time ago that it kills sperm cells. But it was proved wrong, and that rumor is just a spin off of that.
 
 


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