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Old 27 Feb 2003, 07:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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- Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

- War is shit, rub your clit

- Side with France, reach down your pants

- Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

- War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

- Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel

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- Think globally, whack locally

- (Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)


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10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob


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Old 27 Feb 2003, 07:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LMFAO

This is funny as hell but I can't leave it here man
If I do I'll get nailed.

I'm thinking where to move this.
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 07:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LMFAO

This is funny as hell but I can't leave it here man
If I do I'll get nailed.

I'm thinking where to move this.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

Manyuca please please please leave it here for a few more people to read in and lol at it....then move it to the Warzone or Hot men or Women


Let a few people sign in here.....If I edited out the sex toy.....would you keep it here?
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 07:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:00 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Remove the sex toy and I'll keep it Loo.

It's too damn funny and I really don't want to move it.
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LMAO

I would like to see that LMAO
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Sweet, do you still practice in the fine art of worship?


Id do
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Id do
Remove the toy Loo.

On Second thought Leave it.
Women might order it LOL
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I just downloaded their theme song "I Cum In Peace"
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I just downloaded their theme song "I Cum In Peace"
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Remove the toy Loo.

On Second thought Leave it.
Women might order it LOL
Yes even Im tempted...lol


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Hey soda let's talk.
I gotta go...I was just killin some time til my mom was ready.

I will catch ya'll later!!!!

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I gotta go...I was just killin some time til my mom was ready.

I will catch ya'll later!!!!

ROTFFLMFAO

I weant to meet your bush Soda
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Old 27 Feb 2003, 08:21 AM   #14 (permalink)
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ROTFFLMFAO

I weant to meet your bush Soda

Hey Manyuca, this thread has some funny potential...leave it up man...


*edit*

This is also a topic on War.....plus an unsensored forum....It doent need to be moved
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