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Old 19 Feb 2003, 11:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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post your favorite quotes from one of the funniest running skits on SNL. post em if you remember them, look em up if ya have to. i'll go first......

"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."
 
Old 19 Feb 2003, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"You know, a lot of times, I'm out for dinner, uh, my date will order a beer or a liquor drink or something like that or her date or her friend's date or something like that, you know, and they're all ordering. And then the waiter comes to me, he says, So, uh, what'll be? You know? And I just sort of smile and pop right up and say, "Milk, please!" You know why? Because I know that a single glass of delicious, ice cold milk in the summer can give you a quick heart attack if you drink it too fast."

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Old 19 Feb 2003, 11:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Entertainment!!!!!!


And ummm since I don't watch SNL, I'll just comment that I don't watch SNL
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Old 19 Feb 2003, 11:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Entertainment!!!!!!


And ummm since I don't watch SNL, I'll just comment that I don't watch SNL

You beet me to the comment........bastard
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Old 19 Feb 2003, 11:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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dammit, nobody'll say anything in entertainment, plus these things always make me laugh, have a heart you bastards......

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
 
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Nah....instead I think i'll laugh at the naked Mideon...le baby

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