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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My Mom is really really really HOTT!



JUST KIDDING!
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I dunno. That's gross to judge your own mom.
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm not quite that fucked up to be judging my mom like that
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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What Stick and Ryan said
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh oops. I guess I should remove the stick from my ass and stop bein a tightwad
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 01:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well ok then:

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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Well, I have a pretty good site saved in my favorites that has a shitload of momma jokes....


Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.




I have more, but I'll give other people a chance.....
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I think my mommy's cute.
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Your mama is so fat, she walked into a Jenny Craig and they said "Sorry, we don't do miracles!"

Yo' mama so poor, when she went to take a bath, the roaches said "Wait your turn!"

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take the shoeshine boy's word for it.

Yo' mama is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases for socks.



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Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"


Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You people have some ugly mommas.
 
Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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damn jayz is a ugly motherfucker
 
Old 16 Feb 2003, 02:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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yo mama so stupid when some one said take out the trsh she moved

yo mama is so stupid she tripped overa cordles phone

yo mama is so stupid she married yo daddy
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