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Old 22 Jan 2003, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay, here's how it works. Here's ten disturbing trends in my everyday life that you really didn't need to know, and probably don't care about. But it's late, Conan sucks tonight, I ain't got nowhere to go, grin and bear the cornicopia of trivial factoids I'm about to unleash on your ass. If you want, after me you can go. Here we go.



10.) Often times in gym, I would often purposely forget to wear my jock strap when we played indoor football.


I was kinda hoping my 51 year old teacher would check for me.


9.) A lot of the time, I call myself "The Man". I just go around and call myself "The Man". Well, yes, that's a half truth. I am the man.


But only when it pertains to my same-sex relationship with my lover Biff.


8.) I bob for chocolate apples out of the toilet on Halloween, just to gross everybody out.

Of course, what I don't tell them is that they aren't REALLY chocolate apples.


7.) Yeah, I used to read comic books as a kid. I read Superman. I always wanted to be Superman. Not because it was my dream to be a powerful crime-fighting force.

But merely because I wanted an excuse to take my pants off in phone booths without getting arrested over it.

6.) That last one was a joke. Hardy har. My real lifelong dream was to become Batman. Of course, that dream never came to fruition.

So to make up for it, I kidnapped several teenage boys and forced them to live in a cave several miles beneath the Earth. Someday I'll have my Robin.


5.) I wear leather pants when I go skiing. I walk past the elderly and hope it tears somewhere. Yes. I know. I got issues.

4.) You know how to get your dog to stop humping your leg?

Give it a blowjob. It's probably better I don't tell you how I found that out.

3.) I shop in Thrift stores..............because I like the low-income fashion sense. Honestly. I really like dressing like a bum. It has nothing to do with the fact that my dad is a hopeless, unemployed alcoholic who lost his job last week. I love my $2 loafers. Seriously.


If you'll excuse me...........




I think I'm gonna cry.



2.) Yeah, I'm a porn addict. I love porn. But there's something else. It's not the sloppy sex I happen to enjoy.

I happen to be a diehard fan of bad jazz music.


1.) One time, I drove up beside a biker and gave him the finger at a red light. He punched me in the face harder than I've ever been hit. I immiediately suffered a concussion. Out of loss of awareness, I started arguing with him about how expensive gas is, and how it was a dumbass decision of him to trade Shaq to the Lakers.


He later locked himself in an outhouse out of fear. I punked that bitch out.



Those are my darkest, deepest secrets. I hope you have enjoyed the penetrating plunge through my sanity. I await to hear your secrets now.
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Old 22 Jan 2003, 12:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and you said i had too much time on my hands.....
 
Old 22 Jan 2003, 02:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*whispers* Secrets....

Anyway, yeah...Conan sucked. The sideways bit was interesting to me and for some reason amused me, but that's pretty much it.

...Thanks for sharing all these very nice facts wish us Marblez.
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Old 22 Jan 2003, 02:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL.



Damn, that's what I should've done.
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Old 22 Jan 2003, 02:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lmao...ok Marbles....THAT shit was funny!!

thanks needed the laughter!
 
Old 22 Jan 2003, 11:48 AM   #6 (permalink)
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thanks for the info.
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Old 23 Jan 2003, 12:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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No prob. Now, who else has secrets to spill?
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Gross.




But at least that means you're pretty flexible.



Hmmm......could come in handy......
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Yeah, it is, but that's the grossest thing I do
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how tall are you to pull that off?
 
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taller than I thought. damn did i have a good pick up line here.
 
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taller than I thought. damn did i have a good pick up line here.

hmmmm...I don't know how to take that.....
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