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Old 10 Feb 2008, 12:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*Jason and Josh are shown making their way to the ring as Points of Authority/99 Problems/One Step Closer plays over the PA with April and Stacy by their sides respectively they get into the ring not looking very happy as the crowd boos*

You know, everyone couldn't help saying you two suck for losing the tag titles.

You people can boo all you want but you know damn well that we were screwed out of our tag team titles at Deadly Survival

But you know what? We have a plan to get them back. However, tonight we have to face that 80's throwback hick group the Freebird Express.

Those two dumb hicks better get ready to get worst beatings of their lives tonight

Well, you better believe they won't want to come after the tag titles for a long time. However, we have other things to do tonight. Mainly, DC.

DC you've officially made it to our shitlist and when we get the chance we'll have no other choice but to cripple your sorry ass

DC, you want to play games with something you have no right fucking with? We aren't Gene. We don't need to hire assholes to kick your ass, we will kick your ass personally.

What we did to Gene is nothing compared to what we'll do to you once we get our hands on you

You think that world title is your greatest achievement? We will make us kicking your ass even more memorable.

So you better watch your back DC because were coming for you

In fact, I think we need to find some stuff right now.

*Josh goes out of the ring and looks for some weapons*

*Jason gets out too and finds a lead pipe*

This will work just fine

*Josh finds some barb wire, a chair, and a 2x4*

These will help out.

*Starts wrapping the chair and 2x4 with the wire*

Man there's all sorts of goodies under this ring

*Jason looks some more and finds a singapore cane*

*Josh finds some gas and douses the 2x4 with gas*

Now we are talking.


DC we know you're here in the back watching this right probably pissing in your pants in fear.

You got 2 choices: We find you and beat the living shit out of you or you run like the bitch you are.

If you were smart but I'd say take the choice of running like a bitch but you were never really that smart,just like those two hicks were facing too

And if your bitches think about blocking us, the beating will be even worse.

We'll have Stacy and April here take out that bitch Wilma

And those girls that hang with Juice will not know what hit them.

We'll take out all you so you better get ready because play time is over...Freebird Express your asses are next!

Uh dude, that's my line.....

Oh right sorry...I just got caught up in the moment

At least we aren't acting like DX and shelling shit we are on.

True...

*Jason takes off his jacket to reveal his J&J Enterprises t-shirt*

*Josh puts on the official J&J Enterprises hat*

I mean seriously, how can they degrade themselves so much for so little? They are the highest paid guys on their roster.

*Jason puts his hat on too*

Come on dude we got a match to get ready for

And someone to beat the shit out of.

Freebird Express here we come

*They exit the ring with weapons in their hands with their girls up the ramp as the camera fades*


Both Jason and myself worked on the promo so duel credit is appreciated.
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